Stooooooooopid.

I gotta write this ... I'm trying to be good, really I am. I made a resolution to myself when the New Year came that I'd try harder to be patient, and understanding, and less-judgmental. I've worked real hard to keep that filter on ... some days I can do it; others, it's too hard. You know, like today ...

I'm not even gonna try and sugarcoat this ... I just have to announce this here and now.

MY YOUNGER SISTER SUZANNE BALVANZ IS A COMPLETE IDIOT WHO:

• is afraid to be herself
• is frantically trying to impress people with her supposed wit, compassion, and frugalness
• is hands-down the biggest embarrassment ever to come from Texas
• is so full of herself and has nothing to back it up
• is the biggest pretender on the Internet
• is crazy if she thinks that people don't notice that she is only "frugal" when the item is not something that she needs/wants

Okay ... I feel much better now.