I had intentions of giving a title of RON'S NEW TOY ... but I soon realized I've actually used that title before. It is apparent that Ron really likes his toys ...Allow me to introduce everyone to THE lawnmower. I've been told that it "will last over 20 years" and our three acres can be mowed "in only 45 minutes."
Oh yeah, and one other tidbit about the greatest lawnmower ever sold ...
It costs $6000.
Yeah.
I know.
Yeah.
Me, too.
Yeah, it mows grass.
Um ... yeah.
2 comments:
Goat - way cheaper - the answer here is buy a goat. Or perhaps 2 would "mow the grass faster". Geez....$6000??????
Yeah, I a goat is probably a good idea. Did you choke (or want to puke) when you saw the price? Good heavens ... my face turned green.
All I can say is that my lawn better look PERFECT at all times, right???
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